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Secret Recordings

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The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.

Secret Recording: White House Tour Complaints

Secret Recording: Steve Bannon Eating Lunch

Secret Recording: White House Aides Discuss Sean Spicer’s Punishments

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