Enraged Man Unable To Break TV

SHREVEPORT, LA—Enraged after seeing his ex-wife in a local commercial, area resident Bill Schwartz, 48, threw a potentially destructive tantrum Monday, but was unable to smash the screen of his 42-inch high-definition television. “If that television were less durable, there would be no doubt as to just how upset I am right now,” Schwartz said after launching two shoes and a telephone at the screen. “Damn it.” Schwartz then made a final charge at the television before collapsing dejectedly into a recliner.