Vol 39: Issue 45

Politics

House Of Representatives Magically Switches Bodies With Senate
Local

Enraged Man Unable To Break TV
News, News In Brief

22-Year-Old Fuck Complains Of Age Discrimination
Politics

African Leaders Still Treating Clinton As President
Local

Sorta-Attractive Girl Half-Heartedly Hit On
Commentary, Opinion

Ghosts Of Situations Past
Infographic, News

Immigrant Workers Vs. Wal-Mart
American Voices, Opinion

Speeding Up Iraqi Self-Rule
Entertainment

David Blaine Starves Self Of Attention For 33 Days
Entertainment, Horoscopes

Horoscope for the week of November 19, 2003
News, News In Photos

Domino's Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza
Entertainment, Time Killers

What's Under Our Leaf Pile?
Commentary, Opinion

I Have To Admit: I Love The Nuts
Dispatch, News

Palestine Appoints New Minister Of Rubble And Urban Development
Our Dumb Century, Politics

November 20, 1978
Sports

Media Criticized For Biased Hometown Sports Reporting
Dispatch, News

Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates

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