Church Member Not The Same Since Unsuccessful Choir Tryout

PORTLAND, ME–According to parishioners at St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, Mary Raines, 58, has “not been the same” since her unsuccessful audition for the church choir last month. “Ever since Mary failed to make the cut, she sits in the back row for Sunday services and barely sings along,” fellow parishioner Bill Genzler said. “Last weekend, she left the church bazaar an hour before it ended. That’s just not like her.”