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WASHINGTON, DC—It was confirmed Monday that President Bill Clinton, who was Bill Clinton throughout the entire four years of his first term, is still Bill Clinton. “We are pleased with the stability of the president’s identity,” White House spokesperson Kathleen Shepherd told reporters. “It indicates that President Clinton is unlikely to transform from Bill Clinton into a non-Clinton form.” Washington officials hope Clinton can remain Clinton throughout his second term, preventing unfortunate events such as in November 1975, when President Gerald Ford was briefly What’s Happenin’s Rerun.