SEATTLE—Standards were lowered even further Sunday when a new, previously unimagined low was stooped to. “I am shocked and outraged,” area resident Gwen Withers told reporters. “I mean, I consider myself a pretty tolerant person, but this is just… eurgghh!” Experts predict the new low will remain steady for a period of weeks, after which it will lower yet again as mankind continues its centuries-long slide into total barbarism.
New Low Stooped To
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