You Just Have To Get To Know Area Jerk

PLANO, TX—Insufferable local jerk Frederick Schoepke announced Tuesday that he is a pretty decent guy, once you get to know him and see where he’s coming from. “I’m not out to piss people off or anything,” Schoepke said. “Once you get to know me, you realize I’m just being honest about things. I’m just the type of guy who doesn’t bullshit around, you know? If you’re straight with me, I’m straight with you.” Schoepke further noted that although he might talk a lot, he knows a lot about a lot of stuff.