After missing the pennant by one game, the Yankees have some difficult decisions to make before spring training. Here are some of the most crucial issues facing the team:
Refunding the season tickets Mitch from Staten Island purchased, as per his demand on Yankees fan site message board
Firing that complete failure Joe Girardi, that’s for sure
Building a new Yankee Stadium
Opting whether to re-sign Derek Jeter or hire more stadium security
Doing some things that result in winning the World Series instead of not doing that
Deciding if they should sign pinstripes to contract extension
Spending weeks of sleepless nights tortured over Posada and Rivera situations, then buying an anti-aging solution from a late-night infomercial
Making a trip to the bank to convert cash into talented human beings like they always do
