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Yale To Begin Requiring Standardized Test Scores Again

After switching to a test-optional policy during the Covid pandemic four years ago, Yale recently reversed its decision to not require standardized testing for admission, stating that test scores can “highlight an applicant’s areas of academic strength.” What do you think?

Braden Mcarthur, student

“I think the library named after my grandfather will still do most of the heavy lifting.”

Braden Mcarthur, student

Dwight Abadi, Singlet Sewer

“I prefer an interview-only process so that each applicant can be judged on their appearance and mannerisms.”

Dwight Abadi, Singlet Sewer

Kathy Stoepel, Staff Motivator

“That’s unfair. My dipshit son has as much right to be there as anyone.”

Kathy Stoepel, Staff Motivator




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