On Monday, George W. Bush reached the 100-day mark of his presidency. What do you think of the job he’s done so far?
“So much has happened these past 100 days. Let’s see, there was the Clinton-pardon thing, the Clinton-furniture thing, the Clinton-in-Harlem thing…”
Alan Choudhury • Electrician
“Has it been 100 days already? Wow, it seems like only yesterday that Bush cut off funding for overseas abortion providers.”
Danielle Ormond • Art Dealer
“Oh, Christ. I’m supposed to have an opinion on Bush’s first 100 days? Geez, I dunno, what all did he do?”
Pete Terrell • Cab Driver
“Since Gore really won the election, I’ve only been following what he’s been doing these past 100 days. It hasn’t been much.”
Rodger LaPierre • Systems Analyst
“Well, he did lower drinking-water standards, revive hostilities with China, and endanger the budget surplus, so I guess that’s all good.”
Mary Ellen Bolz • Guidance Counselor
“Sixty-three percent of the American people approve of the job Bush is doing. Then again, 98 percent of the American people are fucking morons.”
Rick Dandridge • Chemical Engineer
