Americans all across the country are always busting their asses for shit pay and no goddamn benefits. The Onion examines the worst job in every state.
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Alabama
African American Voter
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Alaska
Moose Jockey
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Arizona
Bedsore Inspector
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Arkansas
Estrogen Smuggler
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California
Assistant To Mr. Cruise
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Colorado
Skiing Accident Instructor
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Connecticut
Third Wife
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Delaware
Sign Spinner On Busy Street Pointing Out State Of Delaware
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Florida
Man In Manatee Costume Pretending To Be Real Manatee At Florida Manatee Encounters
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Georgia
Strip Club Orchestra Conductor
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Hawaii
Luau Pig
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Idaho
Idaho Tourism Campaign Developer
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Illinois
Diet Counselor
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Indiana
Town Jew
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Iowa
Exotic Butter Dancer
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Kansas
Cow Shucker
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Kentucky
Horse Executioner
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Louisiana
Human Sandbag
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Maine
Lighthouse Bulb Technician
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Maryland
Unpaid Deep State Intern
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Massachusetts
Dunkin’ Donuts Bouncer
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Michigan
Car Breeder
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Minnesota
Dispatcher For The Minnesota Chitchat Hotline
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Mississippi
Chewer For Toothless Veterans
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Missouri
Telebarbecuer
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Montana
Sky Salesman
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Nebraska
Corn Influencer
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Nevada
Mindfreak
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New Hampshire
Operator Of Leaf Brothel
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New Jersey
Grease Extractor
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New Mexico
Local Actor Who Got Beat Out For Saul Goodman Role And Won’t Shut Up About It
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New York
Underappreciated CEO
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North Carolina
Baker Who Really Wants To Turn Away Gay Couple But Can’t Find One To Discriminate Against
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North Dakota
Last Fertile Woman
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Ohio
Gastroenterologist
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Oklahoma
Slaughterhouse Chaplain
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Oregon
Nextdoor Moderator
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Pennsylvania
Long-Haul Horse-And-Buggy Driver
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Rhode Island
Clam Resheller
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South Carolina
Swamp Lifeguard
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South Dakota
Corn Palace Eunuch
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Tennessee
Conversion Camp Counselor
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Texas
Human Mechanical Bull
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Utah
Caffeine Addiction Counselor
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Vermont
Anthropomorphic Maple Tree
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Virginia
Arlington Cemetery Zombie Hunter
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Washington
Jeff Bezos’ Head Polisher
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West Virginia
Green Energy Salesman
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Wisconsin
Drunk Driving Instructor
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Wyoming
Substitute Horse