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World's Last Bob Hope Fan Dies Of Old Age

JEFFERSON CITY, MO— Vic Wilmot, 97, the world’s last Bob Hope fan, died in his sleep Monday, finally rendering the long-endangered species extinct. “He was always going on about some guy called Bob Hope,” said great-grandson Clint, 22. “I’m not sure, but it sounded like he was some sort of actor.” In the past 12 months, more than a dozen species of fandom have become extinct, including the Katharine Hepburn Fan, the Mickey Rooney Fan, and the Red Buttons Fan.