JERUSALEM—As Christians everywhere celebrate the birth of Christ this holiday season, the world’s approximately 14 million Jews are also commemorating the special holiday, as they do each year, by ceremonially re-murdering the Baby Jesus. Details of the time-honored Jewish tradition include the baking of a baby-shaped potato pancake, which is filled with beet juice and then beheaded by a demon-horned rabbi using a specially blessed “baby-killing” knife. “I love devouring Christians’ young almost as much as corrupting maidens,” said Benjamin Levy, 89. “It’s a magical time for all.” The re-murdering is among the most important celebrations of the Jewish calendar, second only to the springtime “Poisoning of the Easter Wells” festival.
World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ
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