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World’s Oldest Sperm Discovered

While on an Antarctic search for evidence of small mammal bones, researchers inadvertently discovered the oldest animal sperm on record, a 50-million-year-old worm sperm inside a fossilized cocoon, though the sperm was broken into fragments and will be unable to shed light on the anatomy of the worm species. What do you think?

Paul Sherides • Altar Repairman

“It’s stories like these that inspire me to keep digging for small mammal bones.”

Paul Sherides • Altar Repairman

Penelope Dorsey • Poultry Purchaser

“Imagine all the sperm they could have discovered with more funding.”

Penelope Dorsey • Poultry Purchaser

Liam Thomas • PR Coordinator

“So they found the oldest sperm, but it was broken? Great, thanks for nothing.”

Liam Thomas • PR Coordinator