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Woman Sues Starbucks Over Amount Of Ice In Drinks

A Chicago woman has filed a $5 million lawsuit against the Starbucks Corporation claiming false advertising of 24-ounce iced drinks that allegedly only contain 14 ounces of liquid. What do you think?

Henrietta Clark • Pastry Blogger

“Starbucks will eat her alive if her legal team doesn’t know its beverage law forwards and backwards.”

Henrietta Clark • Pastry Blogger

Timothy Wheelan • Grout Polisher

“The real question is how much my hot drinks are evaporating. Where are those numbers?”

Timothy Wheelan • Grout Polisher

Alan Zots • Padding Specialist

“Surely the emotional damages of watered-down coffee are worth at least $15 million.”

Alan Zots • Padding Specialist