Woman Injured In Hostile Makeover

NEW YORK—Area resident Janice Milner is in stable condition following a hostile makeover Monday. According to witnesses, Milner was looking at mascara at the Elizabeth Arden cosmetics counter at Macy’s when several salespeople violently descended upon her, brutally applying thick coats of rouge and eye shadow until she fell unconscious. “It was horrible,” witness Stacie Hull said. “They had her in autumn colors, and she was obviously a winter.”