PORTLAND, ME—The entire tapestry of her future existence flashing before her eyes as her partner described his minor ailment, local woman Sandra Donaldson reportedly envisioned an entirely new life as a reclusive widow just seconds after her husband Scott mentioned he felt a weird migraine coming on. “Oh, sorry babe—want me to get you an aspirin?” Donaldson told her mate in response to his description of the dull ache behind his eyes, which reportedly set off a vivid imagining of her hypothetical life as a bereaved spouse, tolerating the whispers of neighbors about what she does all alone in her dust-covered and overgrown house, emerging only to drive alone to the cemetery and place roses at her husband’s grave while dressed in a black shawl and sunglasses. “Are you getting that blurry vision thing, too? Just lie down [and soon I’ll be alone over your motionless body, left to close your eyes and begin funeral arrangements. Maybe I’ll spend times with other widows. Maybe I’ll just sit in a park with a flannel blanket over my legs and a thermos of coffee to watch the sunrise, turning away whenever anyone approaches to softly weep].” At press time, the fantasy of her possible life had reportedly evaporated as quickly as it came after her husband realized he was just experiencing brain freeze from eating ice cream too quickly.
Woman Envisioning New Life As Reclusive Widow Just Seconds After Learning Husband Has Weird Migraine
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