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Woman Arrested For Stealing $28,000 In Gas With Rewards Card

A Nebraska woman was arrested for double-swiping her gas rewards card for months, taking advantage of a glitch that allowed her to get almost $28,000 worth of gas for free. What do you think?

Jose Markis, Bible Assembler

“It’s sickening to see someone take advantage of an innocent fossil fuel company.”

Jose Markis, Bible Assembler

Leyla Mccarthy, Mortgage Approver

“Doesn’t she know exploitative loopholes are only for the 1%?”

Leyla Mccarthy, Mortgage Approver

Clark Dixon, systems analyst

“So you’re telling me it’s possible to acquire things through less-than-honest means?”

Clark Dixon, systems analyst




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