The libs have ruined everything from beer to sex, and they are determined to ruin Christmas too. The following are woke gifts you should never buy for your patriotic relatives.
A Pocket Constitution
The insinuation that there is anything worth reading past the First and Second amendments is flat-out grotesque.
Donation In Their Name To Hungry Children
Do you libtards even know what Christmas is about?
Ted Cruz’s Memoir
You’d think this would be a good gift, but it’s still a book.
A Standard American Flag
No blue stripes or militia insignias? You may as well just fly China’s flag.
An Abortion
To be fair, it’s a weird gift to get anyone.
Gift Card To Biden Campaign Merch Store
Absolutely no one, not even Dems, want this.
Framed Picture Of A Resurfaced Old Tweet Of Them Being Racist
Unfortunately, there’s no more room on their walls due to all the photos of our one true President Donald J. Trump.
Congressional Progressive Caucus Playing Cards
Poker night just got awkward with this set of 52 cards featuring left-wing politicians Maxine Waters, Jamie Raskin, Rashida Tlaib, and more.
Dreidels
We’re frankly still pretty confused about whether being woke means loving the Jewish people or being antisemitic.
Yeti Cooler
These cult favorite coolers may be misinterpreted as “safe spaces” for an SJW’s cold beverages.
Steam Engine
Shame on you! America runs on coal!
Cameo From Greta Thunberg
You only paid for a quick ‘Merry Christmas,’ but she berates your relatives for an hour for killing her precious planet.
Couples Diversity-Training Classes
They already know everything they need to know about discrimination from misinformation online.
Toni Morrison Hologram
A Black person alive or dead appearing in their home would result in an immediate call to the police.
8-Year-Old Child
The fact that he contains eight vials worth of adrenochrome will mean nothing to people who don’t value health or science.
A Kidney
Your uncle suffering from renal failure doesn’t want a handout.
Kitten
Cats are just beta, socialist dogs.
