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Wisconsin Man Eats 30,000th Big Mac, Breaking World Record

Longtime McDonald’s fan Don Gorske entered the Guinness Book Of World Records after eating his 30,000th Big Mac, calling the hamburger sandwich “the best food I’ve ever had.” What do you think?

Liz Pryderi • Mannequin Designer

“Wait, are we supposed to be publicizing the amount of times we go to McDonald’s?”

Liz Pryderi • Mannequin Designer

Harold Scott • Science Debunker

“For me, eating Big Macs was never about the fame.”

Harold Scott • Science Debunker

Ted Ryan • Atheism Skeptic

“Now he needs to work on his speed.”

Ted Ryan • Atheism Skeptic




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