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Winston Churchill’s Blood Up For Auction

An auction house in Britain is reportedly auctioning off a vial of Winston Churchill’s blood that was taken by a student nurse who was caring for him after a hip fracture, and appraisers say it could fetch upwards of $900. What do you think?

Mary Moore • Form Filer

“Thanks, but I’ve already got more of Winston Churchill’s blood than I know what to do with.”

Mary Moore • Form Filer

Jeff Rowley • Sidewalk Artist

“Don’t get me wrong, I love blood, I just can’t see myself paying that kind of a premium for a famous name.”

Jeff Rowley • Sidewalk Artist

Dale Dukes • Unemployed

“I hope someday I’m famous enough for a nurse to steal my blood.”

Dale Dukes • Unemployed