Which of these new Republican darlings has the best chance of becoming the face of the GOP?

All eyes are on furniture repairman Mike Brant, the newest star of the Republican party, but there are other frontrunners as well: Trisha Nichols, a 4th grader who wrote an essay about why the Bald Eagle is her favorite animal, and Chester, a puppy who recently defecated on the New York Times. Who do you think will pull ahead?