Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?
“Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?”
Dom Delavan • Roofer
“He’s probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that’s just an uneducated guess.”
Frank Castina • Truck Driver
“You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease…”
Iris Nelson • Waitress
“The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it’s just too disturbing to process.”
Carla Brodson • Librarian
“Like any U.S. leader, he’s where you’d expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth’s surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates.”
Todd McKechnie • Systems Analyst
“I strongly suspect the government is pulling a
Carl Vinson • Civil Engineer
