West Virginia Secretary of State candidate Doug Skaff was hospitalized last week after being bitten by a copperhead snake while taking down his election signs along Route 119. What do you think?
“Route 119? You mean Snake Street?”
Digby Wallace, Lint Sweeper
“Big deal. I’ve bitten plenty of candidates.”
Marwan Mullins, Fowl Exporter
“Doesn’t he know signs belong to the snakes once they’re in the ground?”
Haya Ramos, Salon Hygienist
