Wellesley College Removes Phrase 'Hot All-Girl Action' From School Brochure

WELLESLEY, MA—Responding to widespread protests, Wellesley College is withdrawing the phrase “Hot All-Girl Action” from its recruitment brochures, spokespersons for the prestigious women’s college announced Monday. Said Wellesley president Celia Holmes: “Henceforth, our college brochures will no longer tout the ’24-hour, non-stop lesbo pussy party’ aspect of the Wellesley experience.” Holmes also said that, from now on, the school’s website will be accessible without a credit-card number.