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Week In Review: November 20, 2022

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Arsonist Worried He Forgot To Turn Stove On Before Leaving House

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Custody Agreement Designates Wednesdays For Child To Wander Around Entirely On Own

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Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11

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Republicans Explain Why Ron DeSantis Should Run For President

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Amazon Prime Acquires Broadcast Rights To NBA’s Showers

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Steven Spielberg Fondly Recalls How Jewish Upbringing Inspired ‘Jurassic Park’

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God Criticized For Taking Credit For Universe From Black Creator

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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For

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Annoying Bus Crash Momentarily Ruins 8 Billion Human Population Milestone

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Tiffany Trump Charged Full Venue Price For Mar-A-Lago Wedding

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Economy Collapses After 10-Year-Old Boy Spends Entire U.S. GDP On ‘Fortnite’ Skins

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Viewers Slam HBO’s ‘Hard Knocks’ For Unnecessary Incest Scene

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New Sponsored Google Maps Feature Directs Every Driver To Denny’s

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Jewish Neighbors Make Small Talk About Controlling The Weather

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Concerned Pediatrician Explains That Child Should’ve Been Radicalized Online By Now

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Kamala Harris Picks Up Seasonal Job At Macy’s

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Astronaut Stunned By How Fuckable Earth Looks From Space

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Artemis Rocket Carrying Mannequins To Deter

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