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Week In Review: December 18, 2022

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December 18, 2022

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Black Coworker Probably Wants Someone To Bring Up Negro League Baseball To Him Out Of Nowhere

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Lifeguard Has To Admit Riptide Just Wanted It More

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God Reveals Frogs’ Mouths Designed Specifically To Feel Awesome On Penis

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Biggest Revelations From Harry And Meghan’s Netflix Documentary

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Senators React To Kyrsten Sinema Leaving Democratic Party

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Winter Clothing Drive Puts Out Urgent Request For More Giant Foam Fingers

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Nation That Can’t Agree Upon Rules Of ‘Uno’ Attempts To Come To Ideological Consensus

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Elementary School Lesson On Water Cycle Explains How Water Becomes Property Of Nestlé

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Elon Musk Receives Experimental Neuralink Implant In Attempt To Delete Memory Of Being Booed

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Johnson & Johnson Raises Price Of Band-Aids To $100,000 Apiece

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Nation Forgives Harvey Weinstein After He Gets Really Good At Football

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Uncle Returns From Trip Abroad With Treasure Trove Of Prescription Medications

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