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War Czar Considering Draft

In a recent interview, Army Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute said that it made sense to consider the possibility of a draft. What do you think?

Paulette Anderon • Pilates Instructor

“Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, fine! I’ll go to grad school!”

Paulette Anderon • Pilates Instructor

Jake Winslow • Systems Analyst

“Boy, this administration is really beginning to test my apathy.”

Jake Winslow • Systems Analyst

Terry Bamford • Crop Duster

“My only problem with a draft is that I don’t want to go.”

Terry Bamford • Crop Duster