Waiter Seriously Needs His Apps

INDEPENDENCE, MO–Twenty minutes after turning in table eight’s order, T.G.I.Friday’s waiter Eric Porcher announced Monday that he seriously needs his apps. “Still waiting on those apps, guys,” Porcher shouted into the kitchen, hoping to spur the grill crew into swifter action on table eight’s long-overdue appetizer order of Buffalo chicken strips and Jalapeño Poppers. “My four-top is short on apps.” Five minutes later, Porcher added, “Still waiting on those chick strips and Poppers.”