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Vitamin B6 May Help Block Cancer

A new study found that smokers with higher levels of vitamin B6 in their system were less likely to contract lung cancer. What do you think?

Beth Jorden • Systems Analyst

“But that would require eating, which is exactly what I was trying to avoid by taking up smoking.”

Beth Jorden • Systems Analyst

Alex Hicks • Embalmer

“B6, B6, let’s check the ol’ pack here… How about low tar? That’s probably good, right?”

Alex Hicks • Embalmer

Dave Bishop • Toll Booth Operator

“That’s old news. It’s why I smoke Pall Mall Banana 100s.”

Dave Bishop • Toll Booth Operator




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