Viewers Disappointed New ‘Frozen 2’ Trailer Provides Almost No Clues To The Specifics Of Trump’s Conversations With Ukrainian President

SANTA FE, NM—Noting that the footage produced more questions than answers, viewers expressed disappointment Monday that the new trailer for Frozen 2 provided almost no clues about the specifics of President Donald Trump’s conversations with the leader of Ukraine. “It’s unfortunate that even a frame-by-frame breakdown of the Frozen sequel’s trailer offered almost no additional insights into Trump possibly using military funds to blackmail Ukraine’s president to investigate Joe Biden,” said Frozen fan Lara Hadden, complaining that despite indications that the Disney film would feature beloved characters such as Elsa, Anna, and Olaf, there were virtually no specific details about Trump pressuring Ukraine to undermine his political rival and aid his reelection bid. “Even a close reading between the lines of Elsa and company entering the enchanted forest that has been overtaken by dark forces still provides very little evidence as to whether the communications Trump had with the foreign power amounted to treason. They make it clear that Elsa is determined to discover the origin of her magical powers, but unfortunately, they play things pretty close to the vest as to whether this incident rises to the level of an impeachable offense.” At press time, the film’s creators urged fans to keep their eyes peeled, hinting that many easter eggs about Trump’s foreign communications remained undiscovered throughout the trailer.