Viagra Giving Hope To Thousands Of Struggling Stand-Up Comedians

Released only a few months ago, the new wonder-drug Viagra is providing hope for thousands of impotent stand-up acts across the U.S. “Could you imagine if Godzilla took Viagra?” said Chuckle Factory emcee Tony Campanelli, one of the many struggling stand-up performers whose sense of comedic vitality and virility have been boosted by the drug. “That Statue Of Liberty had better watch out.” Chicago-area improv-troupe member Bobby Childs agreed. “We just ask the audience to suggest a popular new medication, and someone always yells Viagra. A laugh riot never fails to ensue,” Childs said. “Medical science has truly blessed us with a second chance at pleasing audiences.”