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Veterans To Receive First Penis Transplants In U.S.

Following the success of such surgeries in South Africa, the first penis transplants will soon be performed in the U.S. on veterans who have sustained genital injuries while on tours of duty, fully replacing their damaged organs with those of deceased donors. What do you think?

Grant Herlihy • Unemployed

“It seems only fair that this surgery should also be available to those brave men who lost their genitals in the course of recreation.”

Grant Herlihy • Unemployed

Lucille Twomey • Swamp Researcher

“How gratifying to see America completely pay off its debt to veterans.”

Lucille Twomey • Swamp Researcher

Ross Gould • Falconer

“What box should I check on my driver’s license to make sure that happens?”

Ross Gould • Falconer