'Very Special' Constitutional Amendment To Take On Alcoholism

WASHINGTON, DC—At 8 p.m. EST next Monday, C-SPAN will air “an important episode no family will want to miss,” in which Congress is expected to pass a “very special” constitutional amendment dealing with the touchy issue of alcoholism. The amendment—inspired by the true story of a promising young hockey player whose dreams of a pro career died when his weekend partying spun out of control—will show the shattering effect alcohol has on drinkers and their loved ones, and will end with a toll-free number where victims can get help. “We’re used to having a lot of fun with our amendments,” said House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL). “But once in a while, an issue touches us so deeply, we decide to draft an amendment with a message.” If passed, the amendment will be available on video in time for the holiday season.