Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was formally declared the winner of his country’s disputed presidential election a day after the political opposition and the entrenched incumbent both claimed victory in the contest. What do you think?
“Guess we’ll just wait until they finish tallying up who has the most guns.”
Ralph Cobzar, Asphalt Mixer
“This wouldn’t happen if only one party ran for office.”
Noah Pecchio, Waste Disposer
“Maduro called dibs, and we should honor that.”
Mitzi Rutledge, Floor Waxer
