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Vatican Blames Man-Made Emissions For Global Warming

A scientific panel convened by the Vatican called upon people to work to reduce the emission of greenhouse gasses to slow global climate change. What do you think?

Aiden Theart • Systems Analyst

“If the Church can go from forgiving Galileo to accepting global warming in 11 years, I figure they’re on track to admit God doesn’t exist by 2015.”

Aiden Theart • Systems Analyst

Sophia Lambert • Tabber

“It’s all there in the story of the ass who tricked Jephtha into producing carbon dioxide.”

Sophia Lambert • Tabber

Anthony Adams • Advertising Agent

“Sounds like God and science have some kind of cross-promotional thing going on. As an ad man, I respect that.”

Anthony Adams • Advertising Agent