Utah Polygamist Convicted

Warren Jeffs, the leader of a polygamous Mormon splinter group, was found guilty of being an accomplice to rape for marrying a 14-year-old girl to a 19-year-old man. What do you think?


“Is this that Romney guy everybody’s talking about?”

Tammy Karp • Systems Analyst

“Oh, come on. If I were to get convicted every time I was an accomplice to rape for marrying a 14-year-old to a 19-year-old, I would have been convicted exactly four times.”

Sig Carvel • Ticket Taker

“Also, they were first cousins. Just thought I’d throw that into the mix.”

Leonard McNulty • Carpet Installer