'Urban Legends True,' Says Friend Of Cousin's Roommate

CHICAGO—According to a study released Sunday by the friend of this one guy’s roommate, contemporary word-of-mouth folklore, or “urban legends,” are true. While not actually heard first-hand, the guy said, “Though typically met with skepticism, urban legends are almost always true. Like the one about the guy whose friends threw him a surprise party, but he was naked. I know for a fact that that’s a true story—my sister’s ex-boyfriend was at that party.” The guy also said that a child actually did die from consuming Pop Rocks candy with Coca-Cola, claiming that “it was in the paper.”