Upset Woman Forced To Re-Sigh Louder

MCKEESPORT, PA— Failing to elicit sympathy or concern with her first attempt, Staffing Solutions office manager Connie Lindel was forced to re-sigh louder and more plaintively Monday. “Well, I guess I’ll just turn off everyone else’s lights at the end of the day myself,” Lindel, 33, told coworkers before letting out a second, longer sigh. “Oh, well.” Lindel, who was unable to elicit any measure of sympathy with the follow-up sigh, is expected to try again Thursday with her arms folded and significantly more resignation in her voice.