UPS Guy Hasn't Heard A Doorbell Like That One In A While

LITITZ, PA—Claiming the chiming melody reminded him of his early days in the parcel delivery service, UPS worker John Shea told reporters Tuesday that he hadn’t heard a doorbell like the one at Daniel and Beth Mack’s house at 130 Cindy Ln. in “a heck of a long time.” “They don’t make them like that anymore—trust me, I’ve heard them all,” said Shea, who reportedly expounded on the difference between digital and analog chimes to Mr. Mack as the homeowner stood waiting to sign for his package. “That’s a real classic. Nice change of pace from your standard ’ding-dong.’ Good doorknob, too. Sturdy.” Shea was not permitted inside the house for a cup of coffee.