Unemployed Businessman Has Time For Headache

DEARBORN, MI—The power of Extra-Strength Excedrin© was not needed Monday, when laid-off marketing executive Phillip Garden suffered a splitting headache for which he had plenty of time. “Back when I was gainfully employed by M&I Marketing, I wouldn’t have had time for this throbbing migraine tension and would have needed the proven, fast-acting power of Excedrin©—The Headache Medicine™,” Garden said. “But now that I’m out of work, I can easily fit this tough headache in between Card Sharks and One Life To Live.”