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UN Unveils Design For Floating City For 10,000 People

Utilizing a design made from hexagonal floating platforms, a consortium from the United Nations unveiled a design that they say could solve problems related to climate change by housing up to 10,000 residents while providing autonomous fresh water, shelter, and heat. What do you think?

Travis Meadows • Dandruff Consultant

“And the poor can probably make their own is

Travis Meadows • Dandruff Consultant

Lacie Navarro • Nalgene Saleswoman

“I guess it makes sense that floating hexagonal cities are now the most realistic method we have of fighting climate change.”

Lacie Navarro • Nalgene Saleswoman

Kevin Huber • Systems Analyst

“Finally, a viable living solution for all 10,000 of us.”

Kevin Huber • Systems Analyst




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