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Umbilical Cord Could Repair Memory

A protein compound found in human umbilical cords was recently shown to rejuvenate the brain function of aging mice. What do you think?

Keith Anthony • Systems Analyst

“If only there were a less mucusy fountain of youth.”

Keith Anthony • Systems Analyst

Greg Milnes • Sock Packager

“Can’t we just skip the middleman and let the elderly feast directly on the young?”

Greg Milnes • Sock Packager

Georgia Palmer • Unemployed

“I find it’s easier to just write little notes for myself.”

Georgia Palmer • Unemployed