U.S. To Host Foster Country

WASHINGTON, DC–At a press conference Monday, President Clinton confirmed that the U.S. is clearing out a portion of Montana to make room for foster country Ecuador. “Ecuador has been through some pretty rough times these last few years, bounced around from one foster homeland to another,” Clinton said of the troubled South American nation, which lost its government in a March 1996 earthquake. “But it’s a tough little nation, and with a lot of love and a little political stability, it’s going to be just fine.” Ecuador’s previous host, Denmark, returned the country after just three weeks, complaining that it consumed too much of its food and petroleum.