The National Sleep Foundation recently announced that American children are not getting enough sleep. What do you think?
“I wake my son up four times a night for pulled-pork sandwiches and Bible study.”
Cynthia Lewis • Tax Preparer
“This doesn’t concern me personally, because I ain’t got no damn kids by no woman on the other side of town.”
Steve Green • Fruit Picker
“It’s no surprise. The obese often have trouble sleeping.”
Virginia Adams • Nutritionist
“Parents, use child psychology to eradicate this problem. Tell your son or daughter, ’If you don’t get enough sleep, the monster under your bed will eat you.’”
Frank Gonzalez • Painter
“You know what else they’re not getting? My goddamn Brandy Old Fashioned, that’s what. You hear me, Tyler?”
Gregory King • Aerospace Engineer
“Maybe if they pulled up their damn pants for once, that would, um… Well, it would be a step in the right direction.”
Stephen Harrison • Systems Analyst
