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U.S. Economy Officially Entered Recession In February

According to the National Bureau of Economic Research, the United States officially entered a recession in February after coronavirus outbreaks shuttered businesses across the country, ending 11 years of growth. What do you think?

Camille Stout, Gout Authority

“Personally,

Camille Stout, Gout Authority

Dave Masline, Systems Analyst

“Jeez, there just doesn’t seem to be any upsides to this global pandemic.”

Dave Masline, Systems Analyst

Eli Carnahan, Cheese Shredder

“That explains my loss of income and general will to live.”

Eli Carnahan, Cheese Shredder