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U.S. Approves New Headlights That Won’t Blind Oncoming Drivers

U.S. vehicles will now be allowed to use advanced headlights known as “adaptive driving beams” that ​​automatically adjust using additional sensors, providing more illumination without a glare to oncoming motorists in order to prevent nighttime crashes. What do you think?

Noah Klotz, Game Show Panelist

“At least my horn

Noah Klotz, Game Show Panelist

Dane Ralyea, Situation Creator

“What about people who rely on bright oncoming lights to wake them up?”

Dane Ralyea, Situation Creator

Maddie Grayson, Karaoke Coach

“I find the old headlights aren’t much of a problem if you just close your eyes.”

Maddie Grayson, Karaoke Coach




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