U.N. Peacekeepers Pulled From Bosnia To Mow Ted Turner's Lawn

MARIETTA, GA—Responding swiftly to “a severe lawncare crisis” in the Southern U.S., a division of U.N. peacekeepers was pulled from Bosnia and deployed to media mogul Ted Turner’s estate for emergency groundskeeping Monday. “The deteriorating condition of Mr. Turner’s lawn represents a major international crisis that demands immediate attention,” U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan said. If the troops complete their mission early, they will receive several days’ furlough before being assigned to domestic duty within Turner’s mansion.