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Trump’s Civil Fraud Bond Lowered To $175 Million

A New York appeals court ruled that it would accept a bond of $175 million, reduced from $454 million, from Donald Trump, preventing the attorney general from collecting the former president’s assets while he appeals the judgment against him. What do you think?

Tariq Reilly, Swamp Researcher

“Maybe I should read

Tariq Reilly, Swamp Researcher

Belinda Webb, Chinchilla Behaviorist

“Nice to know our judicial system is so understanding.”

Belinda Webb, Chinchilla Behaviorist

Ivan Hynes, systems analyst

“But that’s still $500 million more than he has.”

Ivan Hynes, systems analyst




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