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Trump Cancels Sleep Disorder Screenings For Truckers

The White House has rescinded a rule requiring truck drivers to be screened for obstructive sleep apnea, a condition which can cause sufferers to spontaneously fall asleep. What do you think?

Abby Schillaci • Strip Mall Architect

“Finally, a president who will bring jobs back to unconscious Americans.”

Abby Schillaci • Strip Mall Architect

Joseph Doran • Systems Analyst

“This whole administration has been admirably open to hiring people who may not be suited for the job.”

Joseph Doran • Systems Analyst

Chris Stanton • Field Recorder

“Perhaps I should reconsider my hobby of walking alongside highways at night.”

Chris Stanton • Field Recorder